Light bulb Quotes

I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.

— Henry Rollins

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

— Heidi Klum

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

— Bob Dylan

Change your leaders, not your light bulbs.

— Thomas Friedman

I can't change a light bulb.

— Naveen Andrews

The heart with letters on it shining like a light bulb through the trim hole painted in the chest, art history.

— Margaret Atwood

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

— Tennessee Williams

Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs.

— Ian Frazier

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

— Thomas A. Edison

“God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.”

— Anthony Liccione

I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps.

— Thomas A. Edison

“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - said the genius who was 1% showman and 99% fraud.”

— Abhijit Naskar

'Don't be the moth. Be the light bulb.' When I say that I mean don't follow the crowd. Just shine. Be the…

— Sara Paxton

“How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! " ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various

I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps…

— Al Gore

Great quotes make the light bulb go off in my mind. If you're like me, you'll jump at the chance to bypass…

— Zig Ziglar

“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a light bulb into the…

— Jarod Kintz

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb…

— Richard Marx

We now have a president who tries to save money by turning off lights in the White House, even as he heads…

— Barry Goldwater

When I was 15 and had the light bulb moment I wanted to be an actor, it was my sole focus and…

— Anna Gunn

The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the…

— Jeff Bezos

“Just as the light bulb allows the electricity within it the opportunity to express its power, the body allows prana—life energy—to express…

— Darren Main

I'm wired with a little bit of self-loathing, not that kind of self-loathing that paralyzes me, but it's there. The things I'm…

— Brian Michael Bendis

[Locating, from scratch, the gene related to a disease is like] trying to find a burned-out light bulb in a house located…

— Francis Collins

I used to think that once you really knew a thing, its truth would shine on forever. Now it's pretty obvious to…

— Lucy Grealy

“How Much Money You Need to Retire and How to Manage Your Retirement Savings, Explained in 100 Pages or Less Mike Piper,…

— Mike Piper

Already the dream was coming apart, its bright silk strands unwinding into nebulous emotions, little coloured clouds of feeling being dispersed by…

— Steven Hall

Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but…

— Andrew Weil

“One of the less apparent but most profound consequences of domestic electric lighting was the encouragement of reading at home. Increased reading…

— David E. Kyvig

“We tend to think of imagination and foresight like we are prone to think of life (sometimes) -- as an inscrutable flash…

— M

“Ivan Pulyui, a college professor at the University of Vienna from the Ukraine, is sometimes credited with having sold the first x-ray…

— James Mahaffey

“This ether is a source of tremendous energy that is in constant motion, flowing in and out of all objects in the…

— Marc Seifer

The extent of his influence across jazz, across American music, and around the world has such continuing stature that he is one…

— Stanley Crouch

“He looked around the room: the light from outside was laying a big pattern across Goody’s bed and hitting this little rug…

— Jeff Arch

Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how…

— Anonymous

“Tommy looked blank. "What's a flashlight?" "You don't have flashlights?" Jessup said. "Jeeze! A cylinder, like, with batteries inside it, and a…

— Susan Cooper

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

— Thomas A. Edison

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.

— Marshall McLuhan

If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb.

— Nathan Fielder