“That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinquency, then you're officially an adult.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?"… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
