The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
