Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“In the Shakespearean comedies, the wedding is the end, and there isn't much indication of what happily ever after will look like… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There is this cliche of, "Oh, your professional life is fine, but your romantic life isn't." But, that's also really true of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think I've always wanted to be a role model, and I think ... everyone should try to live their life like… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
