“Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Committing suicide just seemed to be another aggressive plan to fix her life.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I was born in 1962, and it seems that throughout my entire life the world has demanded peace but maintained conflict. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“All her life, she never saw a dead person. There was no real sense of life because she had nothing to contrast… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Your whole life, she says, you're searching for disaster—you're auditioning disasters—so you'll be well rehearsed when the ultimate disaster finally arrives.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My life has been about living like a monk and looking like a priest so that people will come up to me… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What do you do when your entire identity is destroyed in an instant? How do you cope when your whole life story… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Every stage of life has its own form of power, and we're always sort of terrified as to whether we can make… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“your folks are like God because you want to know they’re out there and you want them to approve of your life,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“What stops you here is what stops your entire life." The air will always be too filled with something. Your body too… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I live by fallacy. 'If I get enough nice Ikea furniture, I'll be a grown-up.' Then I catch myself. Or, 'If I… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You must be kidding." She says, "Having the power of life and death isn't enough. You must wonder what other poems are… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“All these stupid rocks," I say, "what’s your goal?" "This isn't about getting something done," Denny says. "It’s about the doing, you… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Now, smile-if you still can. This is your zygomatic major muscle. Each contraction pulls your flesh apart the way tiebacks hold open… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in an afterlife? Do your personal beliefs include a life after death?—no matter how they phrase their snotty test,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want"… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“To stand here and try to fix her life is just a big waste of time. People don’t want their lives fixed.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The worst part of writing fiction is the fear of wasting your life behind a keyboard. The idea that, dying, you'll realize… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There's always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Every last minute of my life has been preordained, and I’m sick and tired of it.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Marla's philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What they don't teach you in art school is how your whole life is about discovering who you already were. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fricken life.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“This is how fast your life can turn around. How the future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
