“The damn vermin are so numerous that I am afraid to sneeze, for fear the damned lice would regard it as gong… — Tobin T. Buhk Copy Share Image
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
In Delhi the cars are getting bigger and sleeker, the hotels are getting posher, the gates are getting higher, and the guards… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
Americans have a lower opinion of Congress than they do of the NFL replacement refs, head lice, traffic jams, cockroaches and even… — Juan Williams Copy Share Image
Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist- that is, I don't make the mistake of… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
But however secure and well-regulated civilized life may become, bacteria, Protozoa, viruses, infected fleas, lice, ticks, mosquitoes, and bedbugs will always lurk… — Hans Zinsser Copy Share Image
How many brave Men, courageous Women, and innocent Children did I see butcher'd, to do God good Service?. .. I went to… — Mary Davys Copy Share Image
The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
in the mornin' po-lice at my door Fresh adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out the back window.. I make a escape… — Ice T Copy Share Image
Man is a culture, nothing but a culture! Question your culture! Just like monkeys picking lice from their skin, get rid of… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Lice have been with us and evolving with us for as long as we have existed. — Mark Stoneking Copy Share Image
“No sooner did the plan let them off at New Caledonia, than Barby found another friend. He was a Kanaka taxi driver,… — John Blaine Copy Share Image
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared… — Reynolds Price Copy Share Image
Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn't exactly advocate letting lice live with… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living. — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
Pessimists are just as illogical as optimists; insomuch as both envisage the aims of mankind as unified, and as having a direct… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
To see every day how people get the name 'genius' just as the wood-lice in the cellar the name 'millipede'-not because they… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Medical researchers don't know much about head lice because they don't much care. The reason that they don't much care is, paradoxically,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There are stories about winter ghosts found tangled like lice in their lovers' hair. Dead people have no hair themselves, which is… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
It's hard to get lice out of your head, and there's no easy cure for shaking off campaign-based thinking, either. — David Berkowitz Copy Share Image
