I called Rory McIlroy a leprechaun and believe me I wanted to call him much worse. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Did that punk ass leprechaun steal your car?” She covered her mouth as Hugo and Younger started to laugh.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“Humph,' he said, with a disagreeable air, 'the universe does its work very quietly.' (“The Bogey Man”)” — A.E. Coppard Copy Share Image
“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, As I crush so-called Willies, thugs, and rapper-dons. — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?” Keith asked... “you all think you’re Irish. What’s the appeal? Do you like the accent… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Atheists don't hate fairies, leprechauns, or unicorns because they don't exist. It is impossible to hate something that doesn't exist. Atheists, like… — Ray Comfort Copy Share Image
“When I was growing up, my mom used to tell my sister and me about a leprechaun with a pot of gold… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
The most relevant misadventure that I had, as a kid, is when I remember being pretty convinced that leprechauns were real and… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
“I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Catch hold of a leprechaun and don't let go,for he will tell you the address of the gold that is unknown. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Trust your judgment, baby witch. No one else's. You've got good instincts for someone flakier than my mum's pie crust." (Leprechaun to… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Irish is harder to pull off. I know southern people and I really like the midwest, so I can tap into that… — Norman Reedus Copy Share Image
My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“She put her hands on her hips and said, “Having red hair and freckles does not make me a leprechaun.” -Charlotte Mathers” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I almost had a big green leprechaun tattooed on my forearm. Thank God I didn't - it would… — Jonas Armstrong Copy Share Image
I know this sounds a bit mad, but I always take a tiny green cut-out leprechaun - about the size of a… — Carol Drinkwater Copy Share Image
“There is something sinister about putting a leprechaun in a workhouse. The only solid comfort is that he certainly will not work.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I am quite spiritual. I believed in the fairies when I was a child. I still do sort of believe in the… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking… — N.L. Gervasio Copy Share Image
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool, because with that pot of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of… — Charles Madigan Copy Share Image
“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, "Is there going to be a… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots - whatever it is that little girls wanna sing… — Bonnie McKee Copy Share Image
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
