Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
