When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck in an escalator in Alexanderplatz. A few hours later, thanks to blowtorches and chainsaws and East… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
No one likes the Electoral College, expect perhaps those who were elected because of it. No one likes gerrymandering, except those doing the gerrymandering.… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
The Constitution's Preamble, its renowned introductory passage, was written by a man with a peg-leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
If writing has taught me anything, it's that you don't actually understand anything until you can express it in words. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
For Democrats, nothing is any less complex than a 'West Wing' episode. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Our Congress should stay in session all summer - camp out in D.C., and turn off the AC. Put on their stuffiest powdered wigs… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
'The Sopranos' only reflected the tenor of how things are done in New Jersey. They didn't invent it. And I say that as a… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Never mind what makes Canada's constitution so special. Probably something to do with hockey, or the inalienable right to poutine, or securing the blessings… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Republicans, say Democrats, are too simplistic about what ails America, and their solutions are straight out of 'J.A.G.' — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday school. He can recite chapter and verse of chapter and verse - from… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Sports exact too harsh a toll on our beautiful women. Like engendered species, they should be protected, and instead, we exploit them and demand… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
To research my book 'Me the People' - in which I have rewritten the entire Constitution of the United States - I flew to… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
I suppose it's true that most great television, literature, and other forms of high art (and basic cable) benefit from a little hindsight. 'M.A.S.H.'… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
To be sure, the hard-to-come-by interview - the 'get' - isn't an uncommon phenomenon here at 'The Daily Show.' We've had high-profile dignitaries, low-profile… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
