Camp Quote by Kevin Bleyer

No one likes the Electoral College, expect perhaps those who were elected because of it. No one likes gerrymandering, except those doing the gerrymandering.…

— Kevin Bleyer

The Constitution's Preamble, its renowned introductory passage, was written by a man with a peg-leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution…

— Kevin Bleyer

Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.

— Kevin Bleyer

If writing has taught me anything, it's that you don't actually understand anything until you can express it in words.

— Kevin Bleyer

For Democrats, nothing is any less complex than a 'West Wing' episode.

— Kevin Bleyer

When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck…

— Kevin Bleyer

'The Sopranos' only reflected the tenor of how things are done in New Jersey. They didn't invent it. And I say that as a…

— Kevin Bleyer

Never mind what makes Canada's constitution so special. Probably something to do with hockey, or the inalienable right to poutine, or securing the blessings…

— Kevin Bleyer

Republicans, say Democrats, are too simplistic about what ails America, and their solutions are straight out of 'J.A.G.'

— Kevin Bleyer

The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday school. He can recite chapter and verse of chapter and verse - from…

— Kevin Bleyer

Sports exact too harsh a toll on our beautiful women. Like engendered species, they should be protected, and instead, we exploit them and demand…

— Kevin Bleyer

To research my book 'Me the People' - in which I have rewritten the entire Constitution of the United States - I flew to…

— Kevin Bleyer