“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“This was bad. Witches could cause a lot of trouble for the village. This was good.” — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“head west. There are a lot of villages over there full of Minecraftians and iron golems. You can spend” — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“As a super villain banished from my village, it wasn’t a problem for me anymore, but mom used to be really annoying when she… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“None of them can think outside of the box. “Too busy!” one said. “Haven’t got time!” said another. “Leave me alone. Can’t you see… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“Prince Squiddington to be precise. I live in the most beautiful place in all Minecraftia. Under the sea. It’s wonderful down here. Everything” — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“He handed me a card. On it were written the words “Billy Matrix, movie producer.” “Movie producer?” I frowned. “Yes,” he smiled. “I’m the… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“He says it’s “not becoming for a young Prince.” What does he know? He is 332 years old. He’s never been young in his… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“Fizzle. There was a pathetic little sound, a bit like the fart you get when you let air out of a balloon. I stood… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
