I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Organization is for people who are too lazy to look for their stuff. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lazy rule: If opportunity doesn't knock on the door today, lay down and wait for him to pass by the next day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
