Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ? — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Intersecting perpendicular lines. Sit upright, back straight ... intersecting are 5 lines which are parallel to each other, an upper body ... in addition… — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Irony is higher taxes for celibatarian's, and lower taxes for the child bearing couples who are placing a greater demand on public services. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
The biblical Job had everything until he got the s..t kicked out of him, humility had no part in it, young people are creative,… — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Appropriate is a word that people use when trying to avoid explaining what they're talking about. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Fully charged, and all dressed up in my Sunday go ta meetin clothes ....Lord .... Though I walk through the the valley .... The… — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Time, bondage, it lays claim over my body, it lays claim over my mind, pulling me further and further from that which I... — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Hibernation, hibernation, it's no fun, tree bears like not hibernation, cuz it's no fun. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
