Lawyers Quotes · Page 9

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

— Anonymous

“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met many lawyers.”

— Jarod Kintz

I like to bitch and moan about lawyers, but they often have actually good points.

— James Gosling

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all it takes won (sic) to know one.

— Dan Quayle

Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.

— Donald Rumsfeld

Some men are bankers or doctors or lawyers. I'm a wrestler. It's how I support my family.

— Cael Sanderson

Tort reform is important. We need to prevent trial lawyers from killing good jobs.

— Eric Greitens

The people I've met who are divorce lawyers, there's a sense of them having to look reassuringly expensive.

— Nicola Walker

Kirsten Gillibrand and I are very similar in our biographies. We're both mothers, we're both lawyers. But we couldn't be more different…

— Wendy Long

“Two lawyers who have never met can nevertheless combine efforts to defend a complete stranger because they both believe in the existence…

— Yuval Noah Harari

I've always liked politicians and lawyers. They keep the PR professional's status at least two from the bottom of the ethical food…

— Shel Israel

“This is an aspect of crime stories I never fully appreciated until I became one: it is so ruinously expensive to mount…

— William Landay

It's hard to get a job. There are more lawyers within a five-mile radius of wherever you're sitting than there are Division…

— Ben Howland

A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing the great Constitutional issues.

— Archibald Cox

The largest number of jobs likely to be created by the JOBS Act will be for lawyers needed to clean up the…

— Steven Rattner

“What the efficient market hypothesis doesn't account for is that people are not always rational. Just ask any divorce lawyer.”

— Coreen T. Sol

I don't know who the great lawyers are, and I presume you can't get to them. I know of no case where…

— Franz Kafka

But nothing is better than the market, where the customer and the business deal directly with each other, because if you rip…

— John Stossel

“If you are a millionaire beset by blackmailers or anyone else to whose comfort the best legal advice is essential, and have…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“There is hardly any political question in the United States that sooner or later does not turn into a judicial question. From…

— Alexis de Tocqueville

Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they…

— Thane Rosenbaum

There is a man out there who prosecuted me. He's been constantly calling different lawyers, telling them how afraid of me his…

— Nick Yarris

“God is the message owner; prophets and pastors are messengers. It's happens on no account when the messenger becomes greater than the…

— Israelmore Ayivor

I played a lawyer once, and I had about three or four weeks before we shot, so I was able to go…

— Ben Bass

“When cops are on the job they love lawyers like lions love hyenas, only minus the mutual respect.”

— Reed Farrel Coleman

I don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams.

— Joss Whedon

Government lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence of wrongdoing in the government.

— Ken Starr

“It is a truism among lawyers that the practice of law would be great were it not for the clients. And”

— William L. Myers Jr

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams.

— Grady Booch

There are lawyers advising to sue, so the lawyers can keep their retainments.

— RZA

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.

— Gelett Burgess

“defense lawyers are key in promoting the idea that many convicted of child abuse are innocent”

— Bethany L. Brand

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it

— Douglas William Jerrold

“Hey you scummers, we got a cheap lawyer and we're no' afraid tae use him!" Rob Anybody.”

— Terry Pratchett

This matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything.

— Connie Chung

To have a show have lawyers fighting civil rights cases week in and week out, I think it's exactly what we need.

— Danny Strong

If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.

— Richard Ingrams

“Guilo, although a lawyer, never lied; at least not to his friends.”

— Donna Leon

If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers.

— Christina Stead

There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.

— Robert Smith Surtees