There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
So then man tortures and kills millions more animals to look for cures for these diseases. Elsewhere, millions of other human beings… — David C. Coates Copy Share Image
These people yapped loudly of race, of race consciousness, of race pride, and yet suppressed its most delightful manifestations, love of color,… — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
Behind my smile is a hurting heart, behind my laugh Im falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's fun to go to a job where you know you're going to laugh before the day is over. — Ernie Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“From your parents, you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in front of the other. But when books… — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
Just because you're laughing, it doesn't mean the audience will, necessarily. — Jon Tenney Copy Share Image
I never aim to be funny. I'm always just focused on telling the story authentically, and if that affects people sometimes through… — Da'Vine Joy Randolph Copy Share Image
The light was leaving in the west it was blue The children's laughter sang and skipping just like the stones they threw… — Jack Johnson Copy Share Image
Every girl need a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to smile, when you are about to cry. Laugh to hide the pain. Look up to the heavens and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't make life too stressful. Always find time to laugh. It may not add years to your life, But it surely adds… — Abiodun Oladipupo Copy Share Image
If God gives you (or makes you) a joke, what are you meant to do in response? (Receive it. Laugh.) If God… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
There is nothing like laughter, and the sharing of pleasure, to build up a friendship made to be treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Joy is the state of the human soul who is not identified with the personality. Happiness is a state of the soul… — Torkom Saraydarian Copy Share Image
But at the same time, in reality, what a difference there is between the world today, and what it used to be!… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“When someone tells you somebody's been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
