With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts! — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
“Uh, Alex,” Enrique laughs. “There’s a trick-or-treater here to see you.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Every time someone starts a project he is considered nuts, until he beats all the odds and laughs the last.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
My name don't ever come up unless it's light, a joke, laughs behind it. I'm not saying it's all the way a… — Michael Beasley Copy Share Image
“He laughs more darkly. You are so fucking mine you don't even know how mine you are.” — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Acting is about communicating what it is like to be human: the pain, the laughs, the misery, the joy. I suppose I… — Rosamund Pike Copy Share Image
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
“It’s one of those laughs that light up her whole face, and you can’t help but join in because it’s just that… — J. Saman Copy Share Image
When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don't laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I was horribly shy all through grade school and high school. But somehow I got up the nerve to audition for one… — Laurie Metcalf Copy Share Image
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse.… — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
“Laughter is a divine gift to the human who is humble. A proud man cannot laugh because he must watch his dignity;… — C.J. Mahaney Copy Share Image
Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you watch an audience watching my movies, you realize that nobody laughs at the same time. Some people enjoy a beat,… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
“Why are you friends with those girls anyway?" His face glows orange in the flame of his lighter. "Same reason I am,… — Annabel Pitcher Copy Share Image
God laughs on two occasions. He laughs when the physician says to the patient's mother, 'Don't be afraid, mother; I shall certainly… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
When you do comedy, the audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“the phone. “God, this sucks, man. The only good thing about this entire school since you moved is fifth period.” “What’s fifth… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
