Remember the 4 F rule: If you're not Fucking me, Feeding me, or Financing me then your opinions don't matter, so you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't make life too stressful. Always find time to laugh. It may not add years to your life, But it surely adds… — Abiodun Oladipupo Copy Share Image
The smile you see is fake, the laugh you hear isn't real, the voice you hear is so close to cracking, yet… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If you've got 300 people in the room and you tell a joke, a hundred laugh, a hundred smile and a hundred… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
Yeah, you know, I like to throw myself on the sword so that others may feel better about themselves. I tell the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I love about myself is the fact that I can still laugh and put a genuine smile on my face… — Cja Copy Share Image
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too. Therefore be like water and do something to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
I have tried sedulously not to laugh at the acts of man, nor to lament them, nor to detest them, but to… — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people.… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top,… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but… — Joan Allen Copy Share Image
I was constantly trying to make my family laugh and my parents laugh. It's just something that always felt natural to me.… — Natasha Rothwell Copy Share Image
If you doesn't love me someone else will, If you doesn't see my tears someone else will, But I assure you no… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
You can laugh at depression by leaving home and living life even if you're still stuck inside your head and your heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody isn't your friend.Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they are your friend.People pretend will. At… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to an all-girls boarding school in Maryland. I used to laugh at the girls in the theater program - I… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
Yeah, I talk to other people, I laugh with other people, and I hug other people, but none of them will ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I laugh all the time about our investigation, especially about making a fool of David Duke, who likes to think I don't… — Ron Stallworth Copy Share Image
You spend so much of your life crafting this stuff that you want to laugh in the room. I don't want to… — Jenji Kohan Copy Share Image
“Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
I'm always in bed by 11 or 12 and people laugh all the time - they want me to hang out until… — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I want to be able to make people laugh and cry and feel happy or sad and feel all these different emotions… — Olivia Holt Copy Share Image
If something makes me cry, I cry out loud. If something makes me laugh, I laugh out loud, because that's what it's… — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you… — Hafez Copy Share Image
The first condition for comedy is that if you laugh at your own jokes, others won't laugh. You have to say something… — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are… — Tim Crouch Copy Share Image
Just let the past, just be the past. And focus on things that are gonna make us laugh. Take me as I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the moments when I feel like being truly happy is an impossible puzzle, one I'm not meant to figure out, if… — Emery Lord Copy Share Image
If I get off-guard with something, like something that isn't going the way someone wants it to go... those hit me pretty… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
You can tell when people think they're a little bit special, and it's quite fun to laugh at them, and I think… — Hannah Murray Copy Share Image
I make fun of guys when I like them. I act like I'm 10 years old. I do it as a test… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
“You should never be embarrassed about your laugh. Of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe… — Eliza Engellenner Copy Share Image
When I look around I think this, this is good enough; And I laugh at whatever life brings because when I look… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image