“Of all those books you've read? There's got to be something, somewhere in them, to help us laugh at a situation like this.” — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“People's lives can look so good on the outside and be so much dark shadow on the inside.” — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“When you go into a room, you knock first. If you start asking people questions and they start tilting back in their chairs, it… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“You can't photograph the hugest mysteries of the universe that really have nothing to do with what shows up before your eyes, under a… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“Life is excellent or life blows, depending on how you look at it.” — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
People can love their lies, tell their lies, believe their own lies until hell pays a visit. — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
Everyone who doesn't want to believe in supernormal powers says the people who experience them are psycho. What the hell kind of a world… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
He says you don't often find angels in places like happy homes and rich people's backyard parties. He says that angels flock to places… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are. — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
“I found myself in a place that was thorny, but because I was so used to being there, it bore out certain twisted sensations… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
