Laugh Quotes · Page 87

“Take time to laugh, to talk, to hug, and to cry. These are the human relief valves.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

— Meg Cabot

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

— Paul Feig

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

— Kevin Hart

Frank Williams says I'm nothing but a money-grabber. I can only laugh at that.

— Ralf Schumacher

“We can't all be perfect parents and spouses, so we might as well laugh!”

— Jon Ziegler

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

— Red Skelton

I can't laugh, be happy, present myself at any prize and also win on the centre court.

— Gabriela Sabatini

When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with…

— Blake Lively

My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I…

— Dwayne Johnson

I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted…

— Joan Rivers

When I retweet a troll, I'm not thinking of the troll, I'm thinking of the audience: how can I make them laugh…

— David Baddiel

I'd always used humour as a weapon, as a protection. But being able to make people laugh is a way of not…

— Michelle Gomez

So there this boy and the way he laugh make me smile and the way he talk gives me butteflies just about…

— Anonymous

The laugh,the talks,the good times.i miss the laugh we had, I miss the talks we had,i miss the god times we had...and…

— Jojo

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people…

— Jesse Eisenberg

It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.

— Stephen Malkmus

Sometimes we need someone to listen our problems, to laugh together, to calm us down when we feel hurt.

— Anonymous

We can't laugh quite as much on camera, but we sure do on the set.

— Mary Hart

Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you.

— Ben Miller

Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one.

— Mark Hart

“The world is a mess and I want to laugh because all I can think is how horrible and beautiful it is.”

— Tahereh Mafi

I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.

— Haley Lu Richardson

We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!

— Javad Alizadeh

Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.

— Gerhard Richter

You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect…

— Taylor Swift

When I was in my late teens, I discovered 'Fawlty Towers' and 'Monty Python,' and they still make me laugh.

— Shaun Evans

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

— Steve Martin

When I make people laugh and I get to laugh, it does my spirit good.

— LaChanze

It's not at all easy to make people laugh. Kudos to those who can do it so well.

— Huma Qureshi

Gaming, women, and wine, while they laugh they make men pine.

— George Herbert

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

— Tina Fey

You can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself, but please don’t hurt each other!

— Tommy Wiseau

Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble.

— Anonymous

“Switch on your smile, laugh without reason. You control happiness, you change the world.”

— Roel van Sleeuwen

But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain?

— Billie Burke

That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!..

— Ritu Ghatourey

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

— Dick Gregory

Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?

— Bianca Del Rio

“Sometimes laughin' is all a body can do, child. It's laugh or lose your mind.”

— Susan Crandall