Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be home late. Mandy Patinkin and Al Pacino call to get me restaurant reservations. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
