Hope you're feeling okay after being sexually violated by Miley Cyrus last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“I assume that your ravings about that nigger last night were due to anxiety," Loretta noted. "I do wish you would watch… — Gideon Rathbone Copy Share Image
“I think it's Jace he's trying to get back at. Jace must have done something last night on the boat, something that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The Times came last night; tonight it was Newsday and the Voice. I want to tell them we were just joking. It’s… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of Lake Erie. I woke up with sand… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We could see the bombing in London and we heard of the battles going on in Africa and other places. But what… — Pearl Witherington Cornioley Copy Share Image
Rain fell last night...quiet, gentle rain, that tapped against my window pane, and called me back from troubled sleep, to soothe a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't want prearranged shit. I want you to make it special for my girl. I don't want some shit you made… — Scott Hildreth Copy Share Image
“God, could that dopey girl dance. Buddy Singer and his stinking band was playing 'Just One of Those Things' and even they… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Death isn’t always sad. This week, the Reverend Jerry Falwell died, and millions of Americans asked, “Why? Why, God? Why…didn’t… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“I dreamt of you last night, vivid and consuming and gone as I woke up faded from memory before I had the… — Abby Rosmarin Copy Share Image
It's so hard to fall asleep at night when you wish the blanket wrapped around you tonight was the person wrapped around… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Last night I hugged by pillow and dreamt of you, I wish someday I'd bE dreaming about my pillow and I'd be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What happened last night, I dont remember? I know I smashed it in the club. though. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I… — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
I caught the happy virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. It is remarkably contagious - So kiss… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You and I are a team, right? Whatever you face in life, I'll face it with you. Everything that you were prepared… — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
“She is more beautiful than I have words for.” He lifted his eyes to Phury’s. “And last night I was blessed beyond… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“When was the last time you were kissed?" he went on easily. "And I'm not talking about the dry, noncommittal, meaningless kiss… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Color Theory" How yellow the sky how little the understanding Intangible the things we know for sure Dusty silica clouds over Europe… — Stephen Burt Copy Share Image
“undo that cloak — and accepted the pistol. The seconds retired, the gentleman on the camp-stool did the same, and the belligerents… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Did you tell my mother that you called me a bitch last night,too?" I asked him. "Because that's the best way I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I had dinner with my father last night, and made a classic Freudian slip. I meant to say, “Please pass the salt,”… — Jonathan Katz Copy Share Image
