“She knows just how much I hate calling the female lady bits a beaver, so she's grown akin to calling it a Bieber. Fitting since both are hairy little pussies.” — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“It took some time to realize just how important it is to love your own story. Even if it's not some perfectly scripted traditional… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“Being pregnant is just... weird. Like weird in that way that French kissing is simply tasting someone else's mouth. Or how a balloon is… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“Because once you find what you love, you need to let it consume you and then completely kill you. I dare you to find… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“The old Ivy feared parental reaction from each tiny act of defiance. But the new Ivy says, "Fuck 'em all!" a sentiment that Rachel… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“...my life is the train wreck. You, my dear, are the conductor on the Hot Mess Express” — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
“She knows just how much I hate calling the female lady bits a beaver, so she's grown akin to calling it a Bieber. Fitting… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
