I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Look, President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how… — John McCain Copy Share Image
More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't know where [Osama bin Laden] is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, to be honest… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image