“Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?' -Flintstones Vol. 2: Bedrock Bedlam” — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“No offense, but it seems like the whole point of civilization is to get someone else to do your killing for you.” — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“When the spies got inside Jericho’s wall, they made a beeline past the apartments and the wall-marts to the whorehouse, where they were taken… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“We are a species hungry for illusion. A powerful illusion not only convinces us it’s real, it becomes more meaningful to us than reality.” — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business! — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“When he arrived at the town of Bethel, he was teased by a group of boys who called him “baldy.” Elisha responded to their… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
