“The airhostess kept her smile firmly in place as I stretched out my neck, beyond tense, and sick of trying to play this little game with her. Especially when I was fighting the urge to bleach her moustache before we… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“I stood, marveling at the daytime TV apparition in front of me, not sure if I could believe my eyes, feeling almost naked without… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes at her image, grinning back at me from the hair dye box, and consoled myself with the thought that even… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“What spa?’ mum asked, busy at the kitchen sink. She said the word spa the same way some people would say, ovarian cyst. ‘I… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“I searched for something, but I’d forgotten how to shape sounds into language. I was a Stone Age sex-mute, reduced to communicating in grunts… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“At times like this, I wished I were in an American Soap myself, so I could call the Hilarious Gay Guy who lived next… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“The shocking footage of the Arazzi wedding that never was, comes just days after an anonymous blog appeared online, bearing a striking similarity to… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“So the next time a flawless cover girl gives you that look of sleek superiority, as if she belongs to a more spectacular species… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“I pressed Stop on my secret Movie Reunion scene and quickly changed channel to Forthcoming Features, which included dramatic all-over-body toning and finding the… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“Disfigured!’ Luke panted down the phone. ‘I could have been disfigured! All for the sake of a girl with no feeling in her nipples!” — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“My parents bedroom was now draped in damask, air heavy with the scent of incense sticks displayed in ornate stands. On the dressing table,… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“The airhostess kept her smile firmly in place as I stretched out my neck, beyond tense, and sick of trying to play this little… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
