We tell the real truth of our life by the stories we repeatedly tell. — Mary Anne Radmacher Copy Share Image
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the phone; 'Well, I better get going.' = I'm tired of talking to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gave up caring what people think .. Say what you want, and I'll do what I want. Bitch get over me. — Amanda Copy Share Image
Humble seat corruption in democracy, but you are also allowed only shouting — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Wild animal games and do not kill humans for fun sometimes. It is human beings, for whom torture and death of our… — James Anthony Fraud Copy Share Image
Instead of Regret it, your friend did not return the borrowed amount, you can thank the sensitivity of taxes that you know — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I always LOVE to keep my friends company whenever I see theyre ALONE...So..if U barely see me hanging around U...its either ur… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I see you with that lingerie that you wear, In front of the mirror that you stare. with the drink that you… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
*Logs on Chat-site ..looks through friend requests...Aceepts* HEY!!...It's like i've seen you before..just can't remember where..oh! you would'nt happen to have a… — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
Teenagers these days are popular based on the name brand clothing they wear and the size of there wallets...but not by there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its kind of sad that most of the love quotes I have read so far are mostly written by us chicks. What,… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your at the club and the women next to you sings along with the song and says I… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry if you don't like me. But the truth is, I don't plan on changing for anybody. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup. — Elaine Kirby Copy Share Image
Admit it; Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Breakup due to both of us like our meetings are Interesting! You would not get a chance and I had to wait… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I Dont Have A Problem With Those Who Dont Like Me, I Just Have A Problem Whith Those Who Pretend To — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
There is no point in filling a woman's head up and leading her on if you don't see a future with her. — Diana Baybiee Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to play basketball with Edward scissor hands,Freddy Krueger,and Wolverine. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish people were like money so when I put them in the light I know which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep… — Danish Copy Share Image
It is the largest decrease in grouch always see faults in others would over look their properties are — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now I know the reason why they say If you love someone set them free. It hurts but it's true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should be prepared to do the impossible,, I'll wait for Unexpected Things — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image