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The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer. — Dominic Amali Copy Share Image
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My parents think I'm bad, but if they saw how half my friends treat their parents, they'd appreciate me more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always LOVE to keep my friends company whenever I see theyre ALONE...So..if U barely see me hanging around U...its either ur… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
It is also known to be so, after you go away: What is love, what pain is, What are tears, go away… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You were right Dad, it was the fault of my age, which I then leave you with the things that we did… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Funny how even when the world is crashing down on you and and stress is an understatement, When someone asks you how… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
. Our parent Radio, TV and telephone, newspaper, the era when computers and the Internet age of today's children. It is their… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
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The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image