Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the wrong people leave your life , the right things start happening truth — Jerico Mosley Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't end up going bankrupt... I made some great investments and I held on to my money, which also enables me… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies...if that men dont respect his own mom,sister,cousins or babymomma dont expect him 2 treat you with respect or any different — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
When you've done all that you can do, Don't let a man's trouble get the best of you, Believe half of what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
; Never change what you feel based on what others think. Never change who you are to fit others ideals. Always be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
