“Ernie thought—what’s the expression?—that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.” — Louis Nowra Copy Share Image
Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around. — Barry O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos. — Harold Edward Holt Copy Share Image
This morning I had an epiphany: cross breed humans and kangaroos so that humans have permanent pockets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can… — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I travel way too much to have any pets. But if I could have one, I'd want a quokka. They're basically small… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back.… — Prince Copy Share Image
My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Creative new health strategies like micro-insurance for poor people or Kangaroo care for pre-term babies are transforming health outcomes in even the… — Liya Kebede Copy Share Image
“scenarios. But there are certainly good reasons to believe that if Homo sapiens had never gone Down Under, it would still be… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
I actually had a small kangaroo - and I'm not kidding this time. I was holding a small kangaroo, baby kangaroo ...… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
Children's books are looked on as a sideline of literature. A special smile. They are usually thought to be associated with women.… — P. L. Travers Copy Share Image
I'm so glad you're back. We need you here. I mean...Burnett's okay, but...he's not you." Holiday arched a brow. "I hear he… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
This is your court and you possess the force to celebrate the trial and convict me on the basis of your lists… — Ahmad Sa'adat Copy Share Image
I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The Duck and… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
If there's any guy crazy enough to attack me, I'm going to show him the end of the world -- close up.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Who will mourn the passing of our magnificent kangaroos? Who will remember how the bush once danced in rhythm with the thumping,… — Sue Arnold Copy Share Image
There is nothing more delightful than to scoop up a wild joey in your arms and smell the wind and eucalyptus in… — Stella Reid Copy Share Image
Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs- bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew. — Fabian Copy Share Image
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! — Jerry O'Connell Copy Share Image
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
What will happen to the spirit of this ancient dreaming land without the great mobs of kangaroos bounding across the song lines,… — Sue Arnold Copy Share Image
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
