Justin Bieber's Quotes

11 quotes from 9 authors

The pop star’s name sparks headlines that swing from border raids to meme‑fuelled jokes. These 11 snippets show a busted tour bus, a viral movie gag, and a tongue‑in‑cheek take on religious imagery—all tied to Justin Bieber. If you like celebrity controversies, check out pop culture scandals and media hype pages.

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I hate being ignored, more than Justin Bieber's voice.

Kevin Chong

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True Love is like Justin Bieber's masculinity. It doesn't exist.

Nikhil Saluja

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Wtf is going on? I just caught 2 thugs walking out of justin bieber's new movie "Never Say"…lmao

Kevin Hart

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So... I ended up crying because Justin Bieber's gonna be in my town on Oct. 9. my mom won't let me buy…

Anonymous

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The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday.

Anonymous

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If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Natasha Leggero

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Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace…

Craig Ferguson

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The second single from 'Purpose,' Justin Bieber's fourth studio album, 'Sorry' is an infectious confection - a Dorito for your ears.

Mary H.K. Choi

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“My phone buzzes in my purse, so I dig it out. I have ringtones for just about everyone. So the minute the…

Victoria Denault

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Yes, Justin Bieber is a contrivance. Yes, Justin Bieber's lyrics are insipid - worse still, disingenuous. Yes, his tattoos stink. Yes, he's…

Mary H.K. Choi

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Justin Bieber on my notebooks and my pens. Justin Bieber is my very best friend. Justin Bieber posters, I pretend he's kissin…

Kitty Pryde

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