Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too... — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
