If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person -… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman; half-Nazi, half-Liberace. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I consider myself to be very correct and proper: an upright citizen. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
