It's up to Kim Jong Il to make that decision, and we can't make that for him. — Mitchell Reiss Copy Share Image
We all know that Kim Jong-il is 'buy-yourself-a-handgun' crazy. It's pretty much a given. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
The latest political rumor, North Korea ruler Kim Jong Il is close to naming his successor. Yeah, he said the only person… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il! — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
The death of dictator Kim Jong-Il has cast all eyes on North Korea, a country without literature or freedom or truth. — Adam Johnson Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong Il grumbled publicly, saying, ‘Frankly the state has no money, but individuals have two years’ budget worth.’2” — Blaine Harden Copy Share Image
One of the most important reasons for North Korea continuing its nuclear ambitions is to consolidate the power to stay within the… — Lee Myung-bak Copy Share Image
The oppression is like nothing imaginable - I literally believed that Kim Jong-il could read my mind. — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
I thought Kim Jong Il was a god who could read my mind. I thought his spirit never dies, and I never… — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but the failed policies of Kim… — John Bolton Copy Share Image
America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
North Korea is a necrocracy, or a mauselocracy or a thanatocracy in which the one [Kim Il-sung] is diffused into being with… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Before Kim Jong Il died, it wasn't like one day Kim Jong Un took over. Kim Jong Il made sure his son… — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
The heroic working class of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il, holding aloft the banner of modelling the whole society on… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong-il had real cultural ambitions. He was a known cinephile who fancied himself a rare blend of canny Hollywood producer and… — Euny Hong Copy Share Image
Kim Il Sung prepared Kim Jong Il for decades to be his successor and made it very clear from the beginning, 'This… — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
Comrade Kim Jong Il, by continuing the march of Songun without interruption and with absolute trust in our service personnel and other… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
To apply Kim Jong Il's patriotism means to thoroughly materialize the General's intentions and desires for the prosperity of the country and… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong-il also invented the hamburger. Almost touchingly, North Koreans have a lot of pride in their heritage, though it’s for absurd… — Euny Hong Copy Share Image
When the [US] president writes to Kim Jong Il, the son, the Dear Leader, he doesn't call him Dear Mr President, he… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong Il, incidentally, has been made head of the party and of the army, but the office of the presidency is… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Kim Jong-il’s hold on power was tenuous at best. After the death of Kim Il-sung, the leading members of the party changed… — Masaji Ishikawa Copy Share Image
“I saw exactly one picture of Marx and one of Lenin in my whole stay, but it's been a long time since… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The fervor and single-mindedness of this deification probably have no precedent in history. It's not like Duvalier or Assad passing the torch… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Just after Kim Jong Il's death, the official news agency put out an article saying that under Kim Jong Il's rule, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the only high-ranking U.S. official to ever meet with Kim Jong-il, and we are the same height and both wear… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The accession to power in Pyongyang of Kim Jong Un, son of Kim Jong Il and grandson of Kim Il Sung, is… — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
Comrade Kim Jong Il energetically led the work of defending and honouring Comrade Kim Il Sung's ideas of and exploits in the… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Up until the end of the Bush Administration, there was indifference to the North Korean suffering under Kim Jong-Il. — Ed Royce Copy Share Image
The great Comrades Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il, putting forward the development of sports as a matter that has an… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
The great Comrade Kim Jong Il was an outstanding leader who, true to the President's great idea, developed Chongryon into a pacesetter… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
The great Comrade Kim Jong Il provided energetic guidance to defend and honour Comrade Kim Il Sung's idea of and exploits in… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
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