“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes. — Horace Copy Share Image
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me… — Bob Woodward Copy Share Image
Joke I read somewhere: They say that God is the innermost dweller of all. Well I hope He likes enchiladas - cause… — Meher Baba Copy Share Image
As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The Soviet Union represents a threat in terms of might. It is a joke in terms of its economy and what it… — Jack Kemp Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punchline in… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
BONANZA * BONANZA * BONANZA The BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky… — Horla Copy Share Image
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
After that [father's death] I never cried with any real conviction, nor expected much of anyone's God except indifference, nor loved deeply… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
I live on a ranch in Texas and do my own thing. And I don't care what anyone has to say about… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
I think the serious things really are the things that make for happiness--people and things that are compatible, love… So many people… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
As far as outlining is concerned, I don't outline humor. I might right down a word or two to remind myself of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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