Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as they could be, and they don't make a point. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
