Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never take someone's feelings as a joke, you never know how bad it feels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Biggest joke of the century.Mobile and computers were invented to save our time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Violence, if it is not solving all your problems, you simply are not using enough of it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“back, showed me the missing battery. "Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punchline to the funniest Spanish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don't get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? oh wait never mind you'll never get it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know there is someone out there for everyone. I just can't understand why the one for me is hiding — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, do you mind not squeezing my head off. I remember how powerful those thighs are.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still dont get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Awkward moment when teacher expects you to laugh at her stupid joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my d*ck? Nvm its too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my p*ssy? Nvm you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That messed up moment when you laugh at a joke that was about you, but you didn't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when... You hear a joke in someone else's conversation & accidentally laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
