That awkward moment, when your the only one still laughing at the joke from 10 minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always disappoint me. its kinda like our own inside joke, except its not funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always that one person that got a bad grade and is playing it off as a joke, but everyone knows they're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a way you could speak to your wife. Just wait 'till she's asleep and she'll listen to you without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you joke about suicide, you insult those who are connected to someone who has taken their life. Grow up and be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke ._. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you tie a knot? I cannot. So you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Not knot? Who's there? Fuck off!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
