“You know, this is all Johnny Depp's fault," I told Lafitte, glancing around to see if he was still listening. "People summon you thinking they're going to get this loveable pirate, and you show up.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“She couldn't promise Chandler Caillou more than she was willing to give.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“You know, this is all Johnny Depp's fault," I told Lafitte, glancing around to see if he was still listening. "People summon you thinking… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“I always hated it when TV reporters stuck a microphone in the faces of people who'd just lost a home or a loved one,… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we're born into situations, he'd said. We have to decide if we're gonna be a part of it or if we're gonna put… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Let's set a few ground rules. First, turn the sexist crap down a notch. Make that two notches. I'm sure lots of simpering women… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“On Christmas Eve, big cone-shaped bonfires that stretched for miles atop the levees would be lit to help Papa Noel, the Cajun version of… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“First, I got rid of Alex, telling him I had cramps and wanted to rest. Mention cramps and guys get a panicked, deer-in-headlights look… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Adequate duct tape was not an attribute she'd ever sought in a man.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“What is that?" "Soy bacon. It's good for you." I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
