I don't feel like I thrive doing livestream comedy, per se. It really triggers a lot of little neuroses that I have about performing and it's not conducive to me to do a good job. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
If you constantly draw attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost taxpayers millions of dollars, the perfect job for you isn't the military - it's the President of the United States. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I don't think my relationship with the idea of womanhood is that attached to giving birth... like, I'm fully aware that I'll never give… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I just want people to know that. I'm not trying to make space for other trans women. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
There's like a little bit of a narcissism - I think there's more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but it's just… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm always afraid to talk about stuff because I'm afraid to get ahead of myself or jinx something. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
My mom is pretty unimpressed by everything. She loves black-and-white movies, and the only things she watches in color on T.V. are Judge Judy… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
It's fun to gossip and stuff. But once it's millions of people - the scale of that, I think, is more damaging to the… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
People assume because you're a comedian that you want to be an actor or that you want to be a writer too. It is… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
A lot of people tweet me things like, 'My 3-year-old son is trans and you inspire us.' — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Cisgender people tend to want trans stories of triumph that are easy to metabolize. I want to make things that are subversive and not… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I think I have more fun making jokes online and making stupid Instagram videos than I do in my real life, on stage. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
