“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
