Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

18 quotes from 16 authors

People who’ve written for Jimmy Kimmel often credit his show for reshaping their careers—one writer says without that gig their path would look entirely different. They note his unique voice: never the bad‑guy in a joke, but a collaborator who lets humor land naturally. If you enjoy late‑night quirks, try pages on Dave Letterman, Jay Leno, or Craig Ferguson.

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I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

Mike Birbiglia

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I was first introduced to Kiesza when I saw her perform 'Hideaway' on Jimmy Kimmel's show. It was the most incredible thing…

Jimmy O. Yang

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Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.

Roseanne Barr

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Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave.

Tom Shales

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If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of…

Bobcat Goldthwait

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Jimmy Kimmel has proven to be a preeminent voice in comedy, with 15 seasons of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' under his belt and…

Channing Dungey

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I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldn't…

Anthony Jeselnik

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For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, there's Craig Ferguson; and if you're…

Tom Shales

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People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out…

Kanye West

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At night, I try to sneak in some of the shows that I love. I can't live without '30 Rock' - I…

Sherri Shepherd

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I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldnt…

Anthony Jeselnik

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January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered nationally in Seattle by…

Hari Kondabolu

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I used to have the biggest crush on Jimmy Kimmel. I liked him when he was chubbier, though. I've never really been…

Mikaela Hoover

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My forte is the music. But obviously if ya don't keep up with the business, then your kinda doing it for nothing.…

DJ Quik

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If you're a "good" teacher, somebody who is responsible or careful, teaching takes time. Teaching is performative. Students nowadays evaluate you and…

Lynne Tillman