Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture? — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hurricane sandy: I wanna be like snooki and blow the whole east coast. ;) — Hurricane Sandy Copy Share Image
Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should be on Jersey Shore. — Pusha T Copy Share Image
I played the Holiday Motel on the circle in 1970. I know the Jersey Shore. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was the guy from the Jersey Shore, Springsteen country. We don't do yoga there. And we made fun of anybody who… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm from New Jersey, the Shore, and Asbury Park and all that goes with that. I wouldn't want to mess around with… — Brian Fallon Copy Share Image
Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does 'Jersey Shore' make me sad for humanity that this is what's passing for entertainment? Well, this is a business, and if… — Terence Winter Copy Share Image
Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV and apologize to Italy on behalf of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
Im always DVRing Jersey Shore, but Ive never been ashamed to admit that. I probably should be ashamed to admit that, but… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
Turning the heat up on the red carpet while still looking like a lady isn't as easy as it sounds. Too much… — Derek Blasberg Copy Share Image
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was… — David Giuntoli Copy Share Image
It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see… — The Situation Copy Share Image
Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
“When you live in Jersey a beach isn’t enough. People have energy in Jersey. They need things to do. They need a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up in Jersey. I've been to the Jersey Shore countless times. I've lived it. — Cenk Uygur Copy Share Image
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.” — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay Copy Share Image
