Boy: I'm a gangstah! Me: Aha no. You're a jerk who doesn't know what a belt is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when jerks become Christians, it's like a bully learning karate. Instead of having Christ transform our hearts and attitudes, we now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
-Why are all rich men jerks?- -Same reason all beautiful women are bitches- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
