The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought,… — Peter Dobereiner Copy Share Image
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous… — George Vecsey Copy Share Image
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are… — John Green Copy Share Image
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread,… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a… — Marjorie Gubelmann Copy Share Image
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque. — Gene Mauch Copy Share Image
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
It was magic, I felt the bond between us. She was a jelly to my peanuts, Mars to Venus, The Earth to… — Ghostface Killah Copy Share Image
To do a 75-minute movie about SpongeBob wanting to make some jellyfish jelly would be a mistake, I think. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
How I hate the man who talks about the 'brute creation', with an ugly emphasis on Brute. Only Christians are capable of… — W.N.P. Barbellion Copy Share Image
The lurking tragedy: The chances are that an accident will some day happen to you at a friend's dinner table ... As… — Mary Elizabeth Clark Copy Share Image
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams Copy Share Image
I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and… — Ronnie Van Zant Copy Share Image
They seldom looked happy. They passed one another without a word in the elevator, like silent shades in hell, hell-bent on their… — Andrew Holleran Copy Share Image
Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk. — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
I would love to meet J.K. Rowling and tell her how much I admire her writing and am amazed by her imagination.… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
