“This whole alien-in-his-body was starting to sound better and better. First, he got to hang out with a hot girl, and now he was going to be James Bond.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of!” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“This whole alien-in-his-body was starting to sound better and better. First, he got to hang out with a hot girl, and now he was… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Besides, criminal masterminds are people too. They need groceries and cable like the rest of us.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl’s life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I’m going to kill… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Good thing dolphins do not have hands or you would all be extinct by now. Roen” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Since then, he watched the man live his completely stifling life over and over again, one repetitive day at a time. It was so… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“What happened to me?" he muttered. "I don't look so good. I go from cute and fat to ugly and skinny. Why can't I… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“ Just because I am an alien does not mean I am a Vulcan or some soulless robot. ” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“The world spins despite me, not because of me," he muttered. Last week, one of his coworkers died after twenty-five years of service. There… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Should he plead the insanity defense or the alien-told-me-to-do-it defense?” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“All that we have built, we have put into humanity. And it will be you, our children, who can cut us down. And I… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“ Explain to me how this is fun: thirty minutes in line, thirty dollars to get in, ten minutes to work your way down… — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
