“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on: "The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'" [...]… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
![“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on: "The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'" [...] "I says to him, 'What should I say, then, doctor?' He says to me, 'Say you've got an itchy…” quote by Ken Follett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bdb/ken-follett-941_adult-humor_i-went-to-the-doctor-said-the-woman-next_1640019.jpg)