There are only a few things that truly belong to me: Who I am, who I was, and who I want to… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Summer: 'Let's make this the best one yet!' ...End of Summer: 'Wow, this summer sucked!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Excuse me but if you don't like my heartbeats, then listen to your own music. — Rasheed Bryant Copy Share Image
Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still the same person that you met in the past, Thinking about life and how it past by so fast, The… — Byron Williams 559 Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses… — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I'm in a position to work on good things. I've worked on shitty projects, in the past. But, it is what it… — Jeremy Luke Copy Share Image
We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what… — Epifani Savea Copy Share Image
We must not hate people,who have done wrong to us. For as soon as we begin to hate them, we become just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nowadays, when females get into relationships it is as if they're telling guy: Hey, I hope these next few months will be… — Dominic Amali Copy Share Image
Don't do anything from selfish ambition or from a cheap desire to boast, but be humble toward one another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Instead of thinking what is wrong with everyone else, Why not look at your own shit and figure that train wreck out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? . — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
A ugly man with money often has his arm a beautiful lady who is willing to spend it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am single, there for I can do whatever I want, talk to whoever I want & however I want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so hard to find someone who cares about you, but it's easy enough to find someone who looks down on you. — Three Days Grace Copy Share Image
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you always LIE to the people you cared so much, then expect to be left behind. — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People will always have their opinion on you despite who you are and what your capable of. — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
