“...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,” Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
The irony is that, coming from a white-collar British background, I tend to play blue-collar Americans! — Damian Lewis Copy Share Image
People wait all week for Friday, all year for Summer, and all life for Happiness... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If I were to write my title like going through the airport and you have to put down what you do? I… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Most relationships tend to fail not because of the absence of love, but because love is always present. It's just that one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Irony is a treacherous servant; unless it's very carefully watched over, it has a tendency to expose the foolishness of its apparent… — Mark O'Connell Copy Share Image
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. — Charles J. Hitch Copy Share Image
“I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
The most disappointing is not the one that we are doing it wrong, but we are doing the right thing for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Just as she was unaware of the hidden currents of politics running below the surface of College affairs, so the Scholars, for… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
I am always impressed by the fact that even the tiniest amount of being listened to, the barest suggestion of the possibility… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
There may perhaps be a new generation of doctors horrified by lacerations, infections, women who have douched with kitchen cleanser. What an… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
During my theatre days, I was more comfortable doing comedy. It's such an irony. I have always played a buffoon on stage,… — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
The great irony was that the punks were more conservative and narrow-minded and musically bigoted that anyone else. — Genesis P-Orridge Copy Share Image
Life is too ironical to understand... it takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to appreciate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.” — Lionel Suggs Copy Share Image
Although my life is far from perfect, the irony is that in a divorced parent's custody schedule - with days on and… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image