“It’s ironic that they swear to tell the truth on a book brimming with so many fictions, myths and errors.” — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
I think standing ovations are one of the most ironic things in the world, by the way. But I'll take them, without… — Dylan Alcott Copy Share Image
A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
As believers, you don't need to pray for a new heart, you need to pray for a new head. — Andrew Wommack Copy Share Image
We're raised to defend ourselves but get suspended for fighting. We're taught to love but get judged on who we're loving. Life's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility. — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
The Golden Compass' became a bad experience because the studio didn't have faith in the strength of the ideas of the novel,… — Chris Weitz Copy Share Image
“It is somewhat ironic to have us so deeply disturbed over a program where race is an element of consciousness, and yet… — Harry A. Blackmun Copy Share Image
It's quite ironic I suppose, it's that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
“It is odd that the Bible says, ‘God created man,’ whereas it is the other way round: man has created God. It… — Béla Bartók Copy Share Image
It's an ironic thing about being an immigrant kid, growing up - 'cause I grew up in the UK and went to… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
“My mother was an angel,” I blurted. “A guardian angel.” Kaidan began to chuckle. “What's so funny?” I asked. “You. You're a… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I've always been an ironic dreamer, unfaithful to my inner promises. Like a complete outsider, a casual observer of whom I thought… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Irony was new to her and tasted oddly good, like a previously unavailable summer fruit. Soon, she and the rest of them… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
I am religious by nature, I'm not a nihilist. I don't follow, I don't even know what the tenets of things like… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
Nothing seems crueler--or more ironic--than these upper crusters who never pay a dime for their high-priced shrinks or reflexology sessions to call… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
But if I were asked to pick one constant, one quality that seems dependable, immutable, endlessly available, I'd say that it was… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
I was actually pretty miserable in high school. I couldn't wait for it to be over. And when it finally was, I… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I do not think there is such a thing as a "clash of civilizations." When I say that Muslims as Muslims cannot… — Talal Asad Copy Share Image
“It strikes me as horribly ironic that you apparently need a Fairy Godmother to properly manage your courtship of a Fairy Godmother.” — Jenniffer Wardell Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Life is ironic Sometimes I look up at the night sky and think, how come your my whole universe to me but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so ironic. The people in my life who say, 'I'm always going to be here for you.' are the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy is the same person who makes you sad and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's ironic, I used to ride my bike to make a living. Now I just want to live so that I can… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
It's ironic to watch a dress on a mannequin or a model on a catwalk who's not anything like the person that's… — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Its so ironic how the friends who say they will be there for you, are the ones who walk out first. — Holli Lou Copy Share Image
They went inside. The young ones shuffled to a stop as their ironic sensibilities, which served them in lieu of souls, were… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I sometimes think it ironic for an ex-seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc... to find success writing children's novels. — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
“That's ironic, because I always thought you were the ugliest out of all the angels.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
