Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
